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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dolorem-itself
m4ge

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

  1. kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
  2. text your landlord
  3. remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
  4. briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
  5. remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 
  6. look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
  7. remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
  8. enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
  9. order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
  10. exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
  11. return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
  12. back up
  13. ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
  14. release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
  15. you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
  16. the door swings open
  17. run up the stairs
  18. open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
  19. cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
  20. write tumblr post
homosexyslav

this has a better plot than 90% of action movies

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balaclava-trismegistus

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If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

garbage-empress

This is like the best admission I've ever heard that prison sentences are about fucked up torture rather than keeping dangerous people out of society.

oldnewsisgoodnews

There's literally an entire Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode about how effed up this concept is.

worlddominationofcourse

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writergeekrhw

As the Sci-Fi writer in question here, do NOT invent the Torment Nexus. Seriously. No.

happysadyoyo

there was a black mirror episode about this too

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hellenhighwater

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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess

hellenhighwater

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This is better than I'd ever hoped for, I bet a rat could kill you with that thing by firing a laser back in time and electrocuting your grandfather

Just look at this thing

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hellenhighwater

The rat gun is hereeeeee!

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hellenhighwater

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This is getting notes again so I will admit that "rat gun" was an autocorrect error and it was supposed to be "ray gun."

But it'll always be a rat gun to me.

hellenhighwater

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The most expensive thing in these pictures was the cat, and he was $60.

hellenhighwater

I'll be honest--I forgot that the pump organ desk/bar was visible in the background, and it was NOT under $60.

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It was actually $75.

The chairs, however, were paid for in human life. I inherited them; they were originally my great grandmother's. But they're not particularly rare-- you can find these exact chairs without a lot of effort, in reasonable shape, for not that much money. They made a lot of them.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

your gazelle has a pearl choker

hellenhighwater

That's Hadrian. He's a bush buck and he loves fashion.

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hellenhighwater

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Hi you asked this question and I immediately went to the pottery studio to make a calcifer to put in my woodstove.


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Will update if he survives the kiln.

theshitpostcalligrapher

i am still on tenterhooks vis a vis calcifer 🥺🥺🥺

hellenhighwater

I just brought him home from the pottery studio and wired him for light. He lives!!!!!

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thebisexualwreckoning

OP just wondering do you like have the closet to Narnia tucked in there somewhere?

hellenhighwater

Dude, c'mon, these things take time.

Give me a couple hours.

hellenhighwater

Okay!! We have doordrobe! It's not quite done but after nearly turning myself into an hellpancake while carrying this in from the garage to the house, I feel like I should call it a night.

Right now it's not going into a secret room (but the Angel of Death (And WiFi) behind it does have a secret compartment for my router? Does that count) but Malice and Vice are still exploring it like it's a whole new world.

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The House of Horrors continues to be...well, exactly what it is.

hellenhighwater

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Oh, no, all radioactive materials go in The Box.

copp3rtop

please explain. Do you actually have a lead lined box for radioactive objects, or are you just talking about the router behind the painting?

hellenhighwater

The Box.

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realdonkeykong

Op your cat looks like a mad prophet and i have to say that's literally the most normal thing about your house

fuck-customers

cigarettesandcommunism asked:

My co worker, J, is a cishet white man who listens to Eminem and seems to fit the stereotype of homophobic man in my area but holy shit. Huge shoutout bc he has zero tolerance for homophobia or transphobia or racism or ANYTHING like that.

Some notable mentions include:

- a dad who was grumbling loudly about how "fags are asking for it by dressing like that" (about this guy who comes in regularly, has a beard, dresses very androgynously, and almost always has gorgeous heels) J goes "asking for what exactly?" The guy is like uhhhh and j adds that he shouldn't be teaching his kids hateful words like that and if he has a problem with gay people he can leave. He did.

- a newly out trans girl works here and he makes SURE everyone gets her pronouns right.

- some kids were being little shits bc they saw our bathrooms say all gender. He told them its not cool to be transphobic anymore and it makes you look uneducated and stupid. They left.

- an instacart shopper who comes in daily once said "theres a lot of gay people here" (derogatory) and J said yeah. Its very cool. And if he has a problem with it he doesn't have to take orders here.

So many more but my break is up.

10/10 good guy. And he's raising his kids RIGHT and showing them how important it is to love everyone. Amazing.

fuck-customers answered:

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queenjulia24

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HOLD UP HOW WAS I NOT AWARE OF THIS

deltasylvania

was gonna leave my comment in the tags but tbh i’m silent enough about this as it is.

seeing stuff like this is so upsetting because these terms were well known and widespread in the ace community but because of exclusionists many people stopped using terms like this because they felt uncomfortable and unsafe.

i loved these terms when i was in highschool, i loved the feeling of community, but i lost that because i didn’t feel comfortable openly and proudly calling myself asexual.

they’ve hurt so many people and damaged our community badly and i will never forgive them for that. we deserve to use our own terminology and feel safe within our community.

atasteforsuicidal

sometimes i notice i haven’t seen “grace” (grey-ace) in a while and consequently wonder if i made it up.

slenders1ckn3ss

I remember ppl - even other ace ppl - saying the card suit thing was “cringey” and “straight ppl aren’t gonna take us seriously” (sounds familiar?) So i guess the community wound up abandoning it. We were also having severe issues at the time with aces being stereotyped as “childish/immature” for associating things like cake, dragons, and space with asexuality, plus in general as most aces just don’t “get” allosexual things in media and irl. We were starting to be viewed as ignorant, virginal, childish, losers, etc. I haven’t seen an ace-cake thing in a good while now.

This was the infancy of exclusionary influence on us. I didn’t realize it did more damage than just closeting us. Whole symbols and terms have been lost. Community has been lost.

cobraonthecob

I remember three-four years ago I got myself into the ace community on Insta, and I came across these terms. People in these circles would talk about cake, space, dragons, and the black ring on the middle finger. Then, a year or two later, ace content fizzled out (I thought it was Insta’s algorithm figuring out that I knew all this and didn’t bring me the old stuff) and young aces had no idea what any of these were - including the black ring. Finding out young aces had no idea what the black ring meant nearly snapped my heart in two - I proudly wore the black ring, I drew characters with it, and it was my quiet way of communicating to others what my sexuality was. I was baffled at the lack of knowledge - and it turns out that exclusionists got their hands into our community and snuffed us out. 

Anyways, we need to bring this back. I thought the card suite thing was cool, it taught people the different ways people can experience attraction, I loved making jokes about preferring cake, I loved wearing the black ring and talking about it with my fellow queer people at my highschool QSA club. 

kriss-watches-stuff

I’m sorry, people don’t know about the cake or ring anymore? I remember being welcomed with spams of cake gifs, photos, and MS Paint drawings. I also distinctly remember that the block solo ring in the midle was meant as reference to the Ace of Spades (black, solo, middle of card). Only thing I didn’t know was that other aces could represent a more refined nuance. Let’s see if we can get this all rolling again.

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Welcome to anyone who is interested in helping with the culture revival.

haunting-kind-of-high

This is the exact reason I started my #ace positive and #aro positive tags. I remember learning about asexuality and thinking it was cool, but not for me (yet). I remember ace visibility day where people would post selfies with an ace card to signify their orientation like in the original post. I remember going through the tag and following every ace blog I could find, turning notifications on and scrolling through their blogs endlessly to learn more about it. I haven’t gotten a notification for any of those blogs in ages.

Going through all those blogs and seeing validation, learning more things about my newfound orientation was so incredibly as a questioning and unsure 15 year old. It’s devastating to me that this community has fallen quiet so much. So I started my tags, hoping to spread some more positivity and maybe inform people. This community is full of incredible people and the fact that so little of them remain, it heartbreaking.

Check out my tags if you ever need to. Maybe I’ll add more tags to my list to do whatever I can in support

friendly-neighborhood-reblogs

I remember seeing the start of ace exclusionary rhetoric only a few years ago… I can’t believe so much of the ace culture got lost to it so quickly.

Please, if you want to start exploring an identity for yourself (especially one exclusionists will try to tell you doesn’t “belong”), consider finding and talking to older people who’ve been in the community for a while - preferably IRL if that’s safe, or on dedicated community forums. 

Diversify your research and look outside of socmed, which can be a hive of exclusionist rhetoric and flat out misinformation.  Ask around about old publications or websites (the ace community has been developed and discussed in queer spaces for pretty much as long as those spaces have existed)!  Check out the sources in wikis!  Do your best to learn the history - because there is history.  Share what you learn with your peers!  Every queer identity has an older and richer culture than the exclus want you to think, and you all deserve to be a part of it.

icannotgetoverbirds

friendly reminder that this blog is a safe space for aspec people! unfriendly reminder that if you’re an exclusionist, Fuck You!

somethingmissingthiswaycomes

I should start using the ace of diamonds symbol.